My Libido didn’t Die When My Relationship Did

Nobody talks about your sex drive after a break-up.

TW: Masturbation, Sex, all other things currently not mentioned in this blog.

When I was a teen, I was told to call my vagina a flower. There is an old Mexican adage about keeping your rose white that my mother spewed to me at 9, 13, 16, and 21. That meant anything from masturbation to full on penetration.

That didn’t last very long. I didn’t go crazy, yet. I had a couple boyfriends and a Fiance in between then and now and as of late, a lot of dates, a few partners and a couple one-night-stands.

You see, research shows they’re happiest when getting frequently laid. Whether or not that lay is with a little rubber machine, or a person who knows what they’re doing. They aren’t sad — all the time.

I was having pretty consistent sex for the last decade and that all went down the drain once we split. Now that I’m dating, I do a lot of heavy petting in parking lots after date 1, but I refuse to sleep with someone I haven’t at least gone on 3 dates with. This becomes a problem when you can’t get past date #2.

I’m happiest when I’m mid-climax

Because aren’t we all?